Happy Hound Hotel

Our top 10 dog popular sayings…


  • “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies.” Gene Hill
  • “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” Rita Rudner
  • “Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.” Unknown
  • “The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.” Danish Proverb
  • “Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” Groucho Marx
  • “The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.” Michael Friedman
  • “To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” Aldous Huxley
  • “Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” Sue Murphy
  • “No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.” Fran Lebowitz
  • “I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.” Unknown